published
August 2008


wake up - it's time for
your sleeping pill



an Indie Excellence 2007 book finalist
a book about the 3 "Ls": language,
lunacy and laughter,
with many of
the same topics as my 2005 book


After finishing writing for seeing eye
dogs only
, I was
blessed with more
examples of missing intelligence
and
this is what I came up with. It isn't
exactly like
its predecessor, but it
still is proof that people need

to think before they act.


Laughter is the best medicine,
and you don't need health
insurance, or a referral.

preview

the el toro crappo incident

Seinfeld spinoffs

press release

Swiatek Press xxISBN: 0-9817843-0-5 xxx$12.50


Laughter is GOOD medicine!
I'm still laughing! I love how your mind works and your great sense of humor. Thanks for the book - I finally got an opportunity to sit down, relax, and enjoy it -
what a hoot. For the last six weeks, my sisters and I have been caring for our very ill dad. There's been no time to read for pleasure. Yesterday and today I stole
some time and I am so glad that I decided to open your book. I can't stop laughing! A month and a half ago, my father was the picture of health. He was golfing,
gardening, shopping, mowing the lawn, driving, singing in the church choir. He's 91 and will be 92 in November. He was diagnosed with a very aggressive form of laryngeal/pharyngeal cancer. It has already spread to the base of his skull and his brain. He still has his memory and his funny bone, which was dormant for awhile.
It started working about two days ago when I picked up your book to read. It was pure pleasure. I read parts to my father - we BOTH laughed!!! Today after
dinner, he walked away from the kitchen table, leaving his walker behind. He went to the bathroom and then made his way to the living room to sit in his favorite
chair with NO walker! We know laughter is GOOD medicine! - Karima Amin, Buffalo


Pure humor in book form, November 7, 2008
Midwest Book Review (Oregon, WI USA)
Sometimes all one wants out of a book is a good laugh. "Wake Up - It's Time For Your Sleeping Pill" is a collection of wit and witticism from acclaimed
independent author Robert S. Swiatek. Mainly a book of humor, "Wake Up - It's Time For Your Sleeping Pill" offers his own thoughts on each of the
jokes, some of which are somewhat common, but with his own flavor added to the mix. Standing for Lunacy, Laughter, and Language, "Wake Up - It's
Time For Your Sleeping Pill" is pure humor in book form, recommended.