Thank God for Seinfeld - one of the greatest comedy programs of all time. Unfortunately, when the characters on the show went their separate ways, they weren't very successful. Here are a few programs that might fare better.

The Merchant of Bennes - Shakespearean play that just opened in London starring Elaine as Portia

Uncle Leo Conservatives - new program about a group of lobbyists who do their eyebrows with magic markers and keep talking about a son named Jeffrey

Creamer - Cosmo changes his name slightly and starts his own dairy; people wonder where the milk is coming from

Stewman - Newman leaves the post office, buys out the Soup Nazi and adds a few more items to the menu

Where's Popi? - coming to ABC in June - people in the restaurant can't locate him
Have they checked out any of the sofas?

Runaround Susan - Susan fakes her own death after having second thoughts about marrying George - can you blame her - and quietly slips away to Minnesota and begins dating a host of guys
Since she's not really dead, this just might work.

Thousand Dollar Babu - after returning from exile, Babu abandons the restaurant scene and starts training as a boxer
Coming from the Far East, he wasn't interested in a great deal of money.

Banyon in a Sling - after challenging Jerry to a ski race for a meal, Banyon ends up with body damage
If you don't get the humor here, you need to watch more foreign flicks.

Poop Nazi - after selling out to Newman, the Soup Nazi gets a job doing Hemoccult testing at a lab in the Bronx

The Four Georges - after each is fired, Costanza, Steinbrenner, Jefferson and W share an apartment in Manhattan trying to make it on Social Security and disability payments

Yoda, Yoda, Yoda - George's girlfriend deserts him and takes up with a wise Master of the Force

Rusty Goes into the Energy Business - the relative of Mr. Ed gets tired of his job in New York
If I have to explain this one, you need to watch more episodes of Seinfeld.

Bigger is Better - for the new catalogue, Elaine introduces a line of extra large hats for those with big heads

George Goes to Boot Camp - thinking he signed up to study marine biology, George winds up in the Marines and is not happy

Jerryatricks in Jersey - Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer spend their Golden Years in a Ridgewood Retirement residence; they introduce themselves each day
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