A Compilation of Idiocies, September 10, 2005

Ever wonder why the United States Government is so deep in debt? It could

be that they spent $297 million for three chain saws. This and other acts
of idiocy can be found in Robert S. Swiatek's latest book of humor, for 
seeing eye dogs only. Within its pages are quotes, clippings, and 
observations about how stupid people can really be. For instance, did you
hear about the robber whose gun jammed, so he turned it around to look 
down the barrel and see what the problem was? The second time, the gun 
worked. My favorite section in for seeing eye dogs only as the church 
bulletin snafus and misprints. For example, "Attend and you will hear an
excellent speaker and heave a healthy  lunch." These hilarious tidbits, 
along with Swiatek's commentary, had me rolling.

While many of the items in the book were new to me, there were also quite
a few things I had seen or heard before in various emails, books, and in 
general conversation. Nevertheless, I was happy to see the funnier ones 
again for memory refreshment purposes. For a hilariously entertaining read, 
check out for seeing eye dogs only. I guarantee at least a chuckle or two. 
Reviewed by CandaceK of The RAWSISTAZ™ Reviewers RAWSISTAZ.com

Administration and Congress stymied by missing intelligence.

 

Laughter is the best medicine

 and it’s available even if you

 don’t have health insurance.

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"...hysterical...130 pages of laughter." –  Keith Pearson, publisher – Aventine Press

"Funny, silly...a perfect stocking stuffer. " – L. A. Lavid,Buffalo, NY

"The autopsy stories were rib-busters; the church bulletin segment was hilarious." 
Mike McKay, WBFO-FM, Buffalo 

"…a really funny book." – Maria Hejna, Buffalo

"...sidesplitting funny." – Joyce Ann Geyer, Buffalo

"...a very funny book." – Larry & Lyn Beahan, Buffalo

"...read the first few pages & was laughing my butt off!" –  Brendan McDaniels, Lancaster, NY

"...the author's best creation yet!" – Jesse & Kathy Grande, Pound Ridge, NY 

"… entertaining and amusing." – Tricia Lund, Grand Canyon, AZ
 

“…excellent!” – Carol Bradley, Buffalo

"A great book."– Marie, Great Basin National Park

"It's hysterical! Love it! I'm going to pass it to my Dad!" – April Sherry, Columbus, OH

"for seeing eye dogs only will having you smiling and rolling over in laughter. I particularly enjoyed the renditions of
"Young Intelligence"after teaching elementary education for 7 years. Perhaps some of those young students would be
better suited for the political posts that are prone to waste so much of the tax payer's money. If you need some great humor
and some laughter to brighten your day, then open the pages of this book and prepare to be entertained."
Mark Kelso, Advancement Director, St. Mary's High School, Lancaster