A Compilation of Idiocies, September 10, 2005
Ever wonder why the United States Government is so deep in debt? It could
be that they spent $297 million for three chain saws. This and other acts
of idiocy can be found in Robert S. Swiatek's latest book of humor, for 
seeing eye dogs only. Within its pages are quotes, clippings, and 
observations about how stupid people can really be. For instance, did you
hear about the robber whose gun jammed, so he turned it around to look 
down the barrel and see what the problem was? The second time, the gun 
worked. My favorite section in for seeing eye dogs only as the church 
bulletin snafus and misprints. For example, "Attend and you will hear an
excellent speaker and heave a healthy  lunch." These hilarious tidbits, 
along with Swiatek's commentary, had me rolling.
 
While many of the items in the book were new to me, there were also quite
a few things I had seen or heard before in various emails, books, and in 
general conversation. Nevertheless, I was happy to see the funnier ones 
again for memory refreshment purposes. For a hilariously entertaining read, 
check out for seeing eye dogs only. I guarantee at least a chuckle or two. 
Reviewed by CandaceK of The RAWSISTAZ™ Reviewers RAWSISTAZ.com

Even my dog likes it..., July 19, 2008, Stacy Price, Seattle
When I need a break from the "serious news" I turn to this
book. Bob's take on things is indeed a chuckle. My dog is
quite amused when I laugh out loud to my favorite passages.
Aventine Press – June 2005
San Diego, CA  – $11.50 
Administration and Congress stymied by missing intelligence.
 
ISBN: 1-59330-282-7

               
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This book proves two things:
1. The author is VERY observant & funny and
2. human beings are basically not that smart.
I'm not sure I'm happy about #2 but I'm still laughing my
head off because of  #1. Thanks for the many, many laughs!
Mike Randall - Chief Meteorologist - WKBW-TV Buffalo, NY
www.MarkTwainLive.com

 

 

Laughter is the best medicine

 and it’s available even if you
 don’t have health insurance.

 

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As you may have guessed, this is a humorous look at missing intelligence.

"...hysterical...130 pages of laughter." –  Keith Pearson, publisher – Aventine Press
 
"Funny, silly...a perfect stocking stuffer. " – L. A. Lavid,Buffalo, NY
 
"The autopsy stories were rib-busters; the church bulletin segment was hilarious." – Mike McKay, WBFO-FM, Buffalo 
 
"…a really funny book." – Maria Hejna, Buffalo
 
"...sidesplitting funny." – Joyce Ann Geyer, Buffalo
 
"...a very funny book." – Larry & Lyn Beahan, Buffalo
 
"...read the first few pages & was laughing my butt off!" –  Brendan McDaniels, Lancaster, NY

"...the author's best creation yet!" – Jesse & Kathy Grande, Pound Ridge, NY 
 

"… entertaining and amusing." – Tricia Lund, Grand Canyon, AZ
 

“…excellent!” – Carol Bradley, Buffalo

"A great book."– Marie, Great Basin National Park

"It's hysterical! Love it! I'm going to pass it to my Dad!" – April Sherry, Columbus, OH

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Talking Leaves Books, Lift Bridge Book Shop in Brockport,
Borders Express in Williamsville, The Bookworm in East
Aurora, and the Canisius College bookstore - but not all titles.
The Feel Rite Fresh Markets & Natural Food Shoppes
in Western New York have copies of the cookbook, as does
the Catharine Valley Winery in Burdett, NY. The cookbook
and This Page Intentionally Left Blank are available in San
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